Pizza Machine?!?!

What is this world coming too?! a pizza vending machine eh? sounds delicious!! but is it lazy?! or just brilliant?! 

First it was the snuggie... now its gone too far, peekaru makes it so you can look like alien with your baby coming out of your chest... what if the baby farts? im not going to lie, i stole that last part from the gizmodo posting 

LG has done it again, with an amazing new tv that just makes life so much more meaningful! with the power to turn tv shows to cartoon and to cancel out vulgar words and exchanging those words with baby laughter we can all now watch tv without going to hell! what will those koreans think up next?!?! (This is fake....) And if you thought that was real, you really outta check this one out too!

Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

This is also fake, but you have to admit that its pretty funny!

Still bored, check This out for more fake and funny news!!

Freakin Ebonics...

I dont think that this guy was really turning left...?!

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This boy was suspended for farting on the bus, you would think that kids get suspended for causing bigger problems than that... but i guess not. I totally think that the bus driver needs to pull his head out of his but (or her head) and just realize that this is the real world. I have smelt some pretty bad smelling farts in my day and none of them could ever have kept me from driving or breathing for that matter.... its just a bit over the top is all...More info on the NBC Website

Parking... its just not that hard... this is a bit funny! i wish i found something funnier to post today but this'll have to do!

It has come to my attention that the world needs to know that just when you think that no one is watching... google is watching! when you think about it, the chances of google maps catching something crazy or out of the ordinary are real and these are some pics of things that have been found online! These are real and if you decide to not beleive... thats your own fault... cause its hilariously real!

LAIREe is so amazing! one minute you could be fighting with a dwarf or sparring with an elf!

google street view truck hit a deer.... oops

This pretty much happens everywhere.... everywhere there is a redneck that is...

dang, thats a nice.... car... you probably shouldn't be peeing on it... thank you google for keeping us aware

And Last but not least, nothing beats so british dude throwing up outside! had a little too much to drink... no bueno!

WEirD... scanwich anyone?!

I thought that this was a bit weird at first but then i figured it out and this guy apparently gets a sandwich and then he cuts it in half and places it on the scanner and then posts it on his website... is it gross?? No Way!! i was looking at them for a minute and I got so hungry, I actually think that i am going to have to go and get a sandwich today! that one there above is a Roast beef, cheddar lettuce tomato and onion! looks so good! check it out, one new one every day! There is also a Q&A if you want more details on gizmodo!

Makes me so hungry......

Resident Evil 5 Review

It's finally here, the moment you have all been waiting for! RE5 REVIEW!!

On March 13th as you may all know, the game known as Resident Evil 5 was released, and of course i had to buy this game so i did! In this game you are traveling around Africa as a guy named Chris and a woman named Sheva! This game is coop much to my surprise and this definitely gave it some more points on how good of a game it was! You spend your time in search of man named Irving, a past friend named Jill, and ultimately, Wesker! In this game, of course the goal and ultimate accomplishment in the end is to save the world and that is exactly what happens in the end! i would have to say that I put about 8-10 hours into beating this game.

On this quest you encounter many zombies who are infected with the t-virus and they are trying to kill you. You use many weapons to kill these enemies and you have a goal of saving as much ammo and health as you can so that you can get through the next part of the game! Here is a list of all the major things in this game that give you an idea of what to expect:

>Lots of good zombie killing fun

>a few puzzles and problems that you have to get through but nothing too hard to complete

>Cooperative play is awesome!

>it is most certainly a game that you can play over and over again(like RE4)

>pretty fun and entertaining! definitely not a waste of time or money

Lots of people have been debating that this game is racist and I would have to say that it really isn't it just takes place in africa is all. I would have to say that if anyone ever came up to me with intentions of eating my brain or killing me, I am going to kill them first whether they are Black, white, Yellow, Pink or, Blue. They would most certainly be going down clown!

people that talk on their cell phones while driving, its not the best idea but i understand that it happens, emergencies or just a person telling another person something really quickly but man, I really can't stand people like this... freakin hypocrites!

iPhone 3.0

If you know anything about anything, you know that the iPhone is one of the best things on the entire planet, unfortunately it was lucky pants that i just had to have. But now that I have one I see other phones in this world as the tools that a primitive caveman would have used. I have had my phone for a couple months now and it most certainly has not lost its zest! not only is it always useful in ways that i keep on discovering but its also about to become more useful! Apple just seeded its beta for the software update 3.0! this will include many new features that will make life all that much easier. These features can all be found at this Link!!! if you do have an iPhone, you now have one more reason to be excited for summer, if you don't have an iPhone... you have no idea what you are missing! so get out there and get the new iPhone that will probably come out in July!!

The Theory of Lucky Pants

Everyone is aware of a brand of pants known as "lucky" and everyone is aware that these pants happen to be pretty expensive. and this is where the theory that i have developed comes into play. by buying lucky pants you are subjecting yourself to something that is better than what you currently have and i believe that this is not a wise choice. If you are content with what you have why wouldn't you want to keep it the same and save some cash while you are at it. it goes back to the phrase of what you dont know cant hurt you. so when referring to anything that is expensive and unnecessary a good excuse that i always use is, "thats just lucky pants"

Stoners VS. Creativity!!!

Some people say that when you do certain drugs it opens your mind, but from my past experiences with dealing with people who have done drugs (public school) I find that once you start doing these drugs the people that do them only open their minds to more ways to do drugs and be less conspicuous! For instance, these are the top three lately, of all the ways that one has created a pipe.

3rd: A perfectly good waste of one of the greatest inventions of all time that by now is probably an antique.

2nd: Why would you be using your calculator to be learning or studying or bettering humanity when you could be getting high in class secretively?

1st: and last but not least, the man who was having trouble with his cat so he mellowed the cat out and stuck him in the bong...

cat bong story

My point is not to put down people who smoke or anything like that but to tell you the truth these people have some creativity, but in the end it is used on the wrong sorts of things. These people should get out in the world and cure cancer or come up with a renewable energy source then smoke a victory bong! I guess i just feel like its a waste of time thinking of ways to smoke when other problems need solving.

If only i was rich enough to buy crap that no one needs, but it would make me feel pretty cool for a while! Remember the kid when you guys were 5 that had the bed that was a car, well that was chump change in comparison! so if anyone wants to get me the 747 jet engine bed! that would be great, thanks!

Nothing tells someone that you are way excited for them or way sorry for them like baking and decorating a cake for them!!

Over the past week there have been Rumors going out about Apple creating a netbook and there have been some mock ups of what it will actually look like, Rumors have said that it will probably have some sort of touch screen and the screen size will be about 10" here are the 2 netbooks

So the real question is, which one of these is most preferred? make sure to vote!

New iPod Shuffles today, they are way way small, very impressive! I don't think that i would get one seeing as i have an iPhone but they sure are small! the good old poor mans iPod just keeps getting better! Looks like they are selling for a simple $79 bucks for either black or aluminum colored....!!! all of the models that there are come in 4gb, that is up to 1000 songs about!! so go out there and get one if you have nothing to listen to music on!

If you want more info you should check out the video that apple has and their tech specs page, here is a LINK to the apple website

Man its those russians again, that communism will do weird stuff to your head!

When looking for things on the internet that are funny, one usually seems to come across stuff that involves peoples pain. But in this case you know that he has nun-chucks and is probably going to hit himself in the balls... but then he also trips on the randomly placed skateboard! haha pretty funny!

This has to be one of the funniest videos of all time! makes me laugh everytime!

My Birthday!!!

Its a pretty exciting event! I have some ideas of the things that I want and they are;

Call of Duty:World at War

Party time!

FOOD!

Money is always nice!

a vacation!

Just Smile

This was on the best of youtube podcast and its a short film and i thought that it was really good so i think you should check it out

Cell phone truthfulness . . . .

This is so true, I think that the cell phone has become in a way the pocket watch of the 21st century... it tells you the time and also tells what kind of class you are with depending on the price of your cell phone

BWAHAHAHA

There is nothing like fat people falling down, especially when it has to do with their weight! HAHAHA!

More Funny Videos

Asian Baby?!

Thats way cute and funny all at the same time! hahaha

HAHAHA! McGruber is at it again so check it out!

Iphone is a jerk eh? this is pretty funny, i saw it a couple weeks ago and you just gotta check it out!

This weekend me and my friends went to see the movie "Watchmen" and I thought that It was pretty interesting! If you want to see it here are some things to consider; it is very violent and bloody, fairly confusing and requires you to pay a certain degree of attention. You do not have to know Anything about the graphic novel series really to figure things out! If you do enjoy that style of film then it is definitely for you! Oh and last but not least, the soundtrack was amazing! So you might want to check it out! Oh and it's a rated R hero movie so it's pretty hardcore and a little more realistic

Inglorious Basterds anyone?!

Dang, this is going to be a way great movie i feel. Quentin Tarantino is due for a real good film full of blood, violence, and revenge! Im going opening night and whoever wants to come is welcome! check out the trailer and tell me what you think! Also Brad Pitt is pretty awesome and i haven't met anyone who has thought otherwise?

Too bad it doesn't come out until August 21st :(

Totally Awesome Sci-fi movies that could be awesome or fail horribly!!

I am not a treky but I'm also not a liar and I have to say that the new Star Trek movie does look like it will be pretty awesome! check out the trailer!

And who cant resist the classic tale of Humans vs. Machine?! Arnold must be pissed they didn't let him in on this! oh well though! you gotta check it out! I am pretty stoked! Christian Bale is a pretty awesome actor

Resident Evil 5!

Who couldn't be excited for yet another zombie killing action filled adventure that is rated M?!?! I would have to say that I am pretty excited and if your not, check out the link and here are some pics

There were some discrepancies as to whether or not the game was racist, and if you think it is, pull your head out of your but! if you played RE4 you played in spain and the zombies were Spaniards and now that you are in Africa, one can only guess that the zombies would be black. Release date here in the US is March 13th! but if you want more info, wikipedia always has your back!

March 8th is Circuit cities last day :(

A Great way to sort out the Shoplifters...

Thats pretty nutso, but i think that the box man should have probably jumped out and scared the first guy that walked by, now that would be funny....

for more info click HERE

How does this even happen

Last week me and joe were going to go and eat dinner and as we drove by the intersection of 6th north and redwood road we saw this...Notice anything weird about this picture?

New Macs! pretty awesome!

New Mac's from apple! Check it out!

I'd have to say that this is pretty hilarious!!

AT&T pro phone sex....

check it out

Todays funny things.